Childish?  Yes.  I have to admit I love this “X-Tra Normal” stuff.  Here we have Roberto Luongo giving word to Martin Brodeur that he’s no longer number one in goal.  Go Canada Go!

So this is your number one goalie mask in today’s NHL? What a joke.

There’s not one iota of creativity anywhere near this piece of shit.  It doesn’t even match the Canucks’ fucking colours.

Jason LaBarbera cleary has the best the mask in the NHL.  I’m sure most voters excluded him based on the fact that he sucks bag as far as goaltending ability goes.  But c’mon, Roberto Luongo’s off-white, eggshell, whatever-the-fuck-you-wanna-call-it mullet cover is about as exciting as a puck in the nuts.

To hell with this, I’m getting drunk.