Lock Up Your Girlfriends and Strippers Toronto, The Dion Drops Tonight
February 2, 2010 | Posted by Scott Lewis 
Everybody kneels before The Dion.
The Dion cares not for sun tanning.
The Dion will smoke your smokes, and poke your strippers.
It doesn’t matter to the Dion what you think of him. He knows everything he does is bad-ass, even when it means tucking his privates away and singing Billy Joel for a bunch of drunks.
The Dion cares not for your learning books and college words.
The Dion cares not for others.
Categories: The Foolish | 
Tags: Dion Phaneuf, Toronto Maple Leafs | 
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