It looks as though Ryan Miller is just too hot for the Olympics.  The United States’ number one goaltender had a snazzy mask depicting a buffed-up Uncle Sam, with his trademark “Miller Time” etched on the back of the mask.  The phrase “Miller Time” has been deemed unacceptable by Olympic officials, due to its association with American brew maker Miller.

According to a report from the AP, Miller plans to contest the ruling.

So this is your number one goalie mask in today’s NHL? What a joke.

There’s not one iota of creativity anywhere near this piece of shit.  It doesn’t even match the Canucks’ fucking colours.

Jason LaBarbera cleary has the best the mask in the NHL.  I’m sure most voters excluded him based on the fact that he sucks bag as far as goaltending ability goes.  But c’mon, Roberto Luongo’s off-white, eggshell, whatever-the-fuck-you-wanna-call-it mullet cover is about as exciting as a puck in the nuts.

To hell with this, I’m getting drunk.